[net.motss] Question about Flavored Lubes

levasseur@morgan.DEC (Now the News......Film At 11:00) (04/12/85)

    Scuse me! but I really had to say something about this note. There
have been people who blasted my first Jason pieces like "Helpful Hints"
and I can see why; it was silly and rude, making all gays out as whores.
What can I say, I was new to the net then. Oh well, here goes;


>Nonoxynol-9 that is flavored?  I've been using Conceptrol.  It's fine
>for a lubricant but I also use it after I blow someone; I squeeze a big
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>blob of it into my mouth and swish it around and then swallow it. The
>problem is that the stuff tastes AWFUL!  I was wondering if someone
>makes a strawberry (for example) flavored Nonoxynol-9 based lubricant
>(foam would be ok too).  Sperm flavored would be tops.  I've also
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    Oh course it tastes awful; most chemicals do! I read an article about
Nonoxynol and the long term effects of ingestion; not much is known yet.
@ (must we be so graphic) *(really!)

>lubricant called ``Paint Job''. It's brown and smells really bad. Just
>the thing to get rid of a trick that turns out to be a lot less
>attractive when you get him home and get a good look at him in good
>light (or even worse: he has a small dick).
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    "Paint Job" Yeck! The term "Trick" makes me gag as much as the brand
name "Paint Job". The term trick brings to mind streetwalkers and other
denizens of the night. I'm sorry but I don't *trick* with people. There
are people I've been seeing; totally different focus. They're people, not
*tricks* or *numbers*. To refer to someone as a trick is de-humanizing;
lowering them to the status of *dogs* doing it in the street.
    I can't understand this about finding the person a lot less attract-
ive when someone gets him home. I've known people who will just about
grab anyone who crosses their path when "the hour of desperation" approach-
es (last call). Also there are those who are so drunk/stoned/tripped out
that they can't tell an Adonis from a 1953 Buick until the effect of the
drug wears off. I'm not saying you fit this mold Rusty, but you complain
about being disappointed (what you see isn't always what you get). Try to
get to know the person first; talk to him, find out what he's all about.
A lot of the lighting in bars lends a false compliment to many guys, who
otherwise are ordinary looking; big deal! Make a date, have dinner togeth-
er. Don't sell yourself short and settle for anything in tight jeans who
comes along. Before inserting *penis* engage *brain*. You'll go home with
fewer people (maybe) but the quality of the time spent with the person
will more than make up for it.
    # (small dick) Jeeeze, the curse of gaydom. The measure of a man isn't
judged by the tools he carries. I find it insulting sometimes when I'm
with a person and they say, "You have a really big dick!" Yeah! I have a
big dick; so what? I'de much rather have the person say, "I really enjoy
being with you. You're a nice person". I'de rather be liked for my entire
person than for a part of me; nipples, ass, dick, pecs, etc. It's really
sad when all we can see are huge pecs or tight buns. Are you a lonely
person, I wonder?
    Back to the original topic of the lube. I assume that you're concerned
about AIDS. Have you ever thought about changing your style; don't swallow,
(ahem!) trick around less, etc. I don't mean to offend your lifestyle but
just wanted to share some personal thoughts.


Ray

ped@ahuta.UUCP (p.davidson) (04/15/85)

REFERENCES:  <1634@decwrl.UUCP>

	I read the note on small dicks, I have a very large
one, yet I enjoy a small one just as well. Its the person 
that counts to me.

sophie@mnetor.UUCP (Sophie Quigley) (04/19/85)

> REFERENCES:  <1634@decwrl.UUCP>
> 
> 	I read the note on small dicks, I have a very large
> one, yet I enjoy a small one just as well. Its the person 
> that counts to me.

Add to that the note from Ray about being complimented for his big penis.

Come on guys!  if you are sincerely trying to make us believe that you believe
that size doesn't count, try bragging a bit less about how well-endowed (read
"I am so lucky" => "size is of some importance") you are.

If size is not important, how come none of the "less fortunate" haven't
spoken up yet? (or do you all come in "jumbo", "super-jumbo" and
"colossal"?  <-:).
-- 
Sophie Quigley
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