tara@devel.DEC (10/08/85)
Ken! Ken! Ken! I've been in this man's army for almost 40 years now and have rarely seen as bad a case of battle fatigue as yours. You know something, here at the 4077 th we get cases like yours every day. There's not much else we can do with them except to send them back to the states to become Cobol programmers or firmware debuggers. It's too bad you never were brought to the 4077 th Mash unit where Dr Sidney could straighten (no pun) out your deluded mind. You could share a tent with Hawkeye and B.J., two highly qualified doctors and just reg- ular guys. Of course they are practical jokers and love raising a little Cane with folks like you; nothing setious, maybe a rattler in your bed or bouncing betty mine in the latrine, but nonetheless good soldiers. Then there's Radar, a good boy but a closet case. Now there's Major Frank Burns. I always suspected that he was gay myself since he was always sneaking off base to a gay bar in Seoul but he's tell Margaret he was just off harassing the homo's. Since Mar- garet was a leslian she couls see through Frank. Why do you think that none of her marriages worked out. Frank keopt slipping in her tent trying to prove what a man he was. The poor boy just wouldn't fess up to what he was. You see ken, I'm a real live and let live kind of man, I don't think that you really are! Yes! Yes I was at the party in Brighton. I took 2 weeks leave to visit the net.motss folks. You and your friend Mayhem would have been bored. Why horsefeathers, I was there and none of'em paid any heed to me. I'm afraid that yo and your friend would have left mumbling, dese fags is no fun". You know Ken attitude can kill as easilly as guns. These gay boys can use att- itude like you boys use Uzi submachine guns. Well, just a little fatherly advice from an old soldier. Lay off son, go home to your wife and family, they need you more than the fighting Fire Island 101 st Batallion does, any- way you wouldn't look very good in lavender fatigues. Colonel Sherman T. Potter Mash 4077 th