tp@wucs.UUCP (tom thumbs) (08/14/85)
I have just completed a little experiment and now I think I need the
help of net.bizarre to properly interpret the results.
We have all now heard that if you place a saucer of beer out on
your porch at night in a slug-infested area, you'll find heaps of
dead drowned slugs in it in the morning.
This gave me an idea. I placed a tub of beer on the back of a
fraternity house porch and, sure enough, when morning came, the entire
frat had drowned in the beer.
This inspired part 2 of the experiment in which I shook salt on
top of frat boys. There was no discernable effect.
Now, in terms of behavior and cleanliness, there seems little
difference between slugs and frat people.
The questions:
1. are frat boys a species of slug which is salt-resistant?
2. was there an error in my methods?
3. are slugs just a degenerate (or perhaps more advanced) form
of fraternity brother?
--
"Maturity is an excuse for not keeping the promises you once made to yourself."
...tp...
tom patterson {ihnp4, seismo}!wucs!wumvx!tp