[net.misc] Incomplete Jokes

gnu@sun.uucp (John Gilmore) (08/15/85)

> 	Now the BIG QUESTION!  On one episode of St. Who-it's-where,
> each time they came back from the commercial break you heard the last
> line of a joke, then everyone laughing.  You never did hear the
> jokes!  (Bizarre!)
Hmm.  This happened to me in the Suburban Trust bank building in Bethesda, MD.
The punch line was "You'd better piss quick because your ass is on fire!".
If you are reading this nearby, go ask John Smith, the night guard, what the
joke is...