allen@bunker.UUCP (C. Allen Grabert) (08/16/85)
> Dockworker John Kelly tried to fly across the River Boyne in > County Louth, Ireland, by jumping from a high ramp with two > turkeys strapped to his arms. After falling into the river, Kelly > said he would try again using four turkeys. (CP) I'd say there were *three* turkeys to start with... -- Back on the freeway, which is already in progress, Allen Grabert (...ittatc!bunker!allen)