moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (08/18/85)
If it weren't for real, it'd sound like that gag ad Saturday Night Live did
with (I believe) Dan Ackroyd, where they were selling a device which could
be carried onto a commercial jetliner and would detect an immenent collision
with another jet... ten seconds before it happened.
"Don't embarrass us."
"Have I ever?"
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
UUCP:
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ARPA:
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