bhayes@Glacier.ARPA (Barry Hayes) (08/15/85)
We tried leaving a plate of beer out for the slugs once. The slimy bastards kept us up all night with the singing.
ee161bep@sdcc3.UUCP (Paul Van de Graaf) (08/20/85)
In article <376@bbncc5.UUCP> cspencer@bbncc5.UUCP (Clifford Spencer) writes: >> > disgusting bowl of dead drunk slugs. I never tried that trick again. > >> Good. The slugs were dead. They were not drunk. Your statement is >> anthropomorphic... > >No, I said that the slugs were dead drunk, they might have been sleeping >it off. > -cliff "I'm not quite dead yet!"... a little salt poured on... "I'm getting Better!"... out comes the flamethrower, and I do my best to emulate Rambo. The hapless slugs are vaporized! They're x-ed deceased, they've run-off! Death to slugs and other vermin! Reminds me of the time I chased a mouse into the garbage disposal. Yep, without a thought I hit the switch and that little mousie was hamburger! Made interesting crunching sounds. Anyone have any other confessions as to their cruelty to God's little creatures. "And here we have a wild bull computer hacker involved with a life or death struggle with that pansy of the mollusk family, THE WELK!" Paul van de Graaf sdcsvax!sdcc3!ee161bep U. C. San Diego