aims@ssc-vax.UUCP (John Daley) (08/20/85)
*** REPLACE THIS LINE WITH YOUR MESSAGE *** A recent siting of the dreaded killer, the TIGER slug, has prompted national attention. The tiger slug is capable if consuming an entire garden, flowerbed, or even an entire vegetable/fruit stand in one slimy gulp. If you are unaware of what this demon looks like, keep the following photo handy for quick reference: 0 0 \ / .'''. . o o . __________ . VVVVV . O | .:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%::: ^^^^^ . -|- 6' .:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%::::. | MAN .:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::%:::::( ):::%::::. / \_______|_ . . . ..... . ..... . ............... . ................ . ... . . . ...... ...... . . . . . . <-- invisible trail please do not confuse this beast with the 'conventional' bananananana slug The most recent siting of the tiger slug is in Granite Falls, Washington (sort of a suburb of Seattle) (so it's 52 miles north east, big deal) There is no way to kill one of these, just stock up on salt, rock salt, block salt, and salty foods. Lay out the 'salt' supply around your home and outlying areas of your neithborhood as this will deter him from you. -- From the merciless keys of Ray Saddler Nothing I say here is to be held against the Boeing company, It's not their fault! Ray E. Saddler III Boeing Aerospace Company CAD Support and Administration Seattle, Washington USA Earth Somewhere in the universe lost in space.....