megabyte@chinet.UUCP (Dr. Megabyte) (09/02/86)
Sing this to the tune of the Who's song "Pinball Wizard" CoCo Wizard By Dr. Megabyte From Ft. Worth down to Prospect, I thought I'd seen 'em all But I ain't seen nothing like, it in any shopping mall It's brand new from Tandy, It's Commadore's nightmare That new little CoCo, sure runs some great software I stand like a statue, become part of the machine Pecking at the keyboard, I'm staring at the screen This CoCo's so much fun, it's more than I can bear That new little CoCo, sure runs some great software He's a CoCo Wizard, just watch his fingers fly A CoCo wizard will hack until he dies How do you think it does it - I don't know What makes it so good? Can't run Lotus 1 2 3, But it burns with Dynacalc And it beats it every time, Just ask Lonnie Falk That sixty eight oh nine, no 8 bit can compare That new little CoCo, sure runs some great software I thought I was the home computer king, But I just handed my I/O crown to him Even on my favorite program, his graphics are the best I start by typing 'run', the GIME does the rest OS9 gives me more, multi task if I dare That new little CoCo, sure runs some neat software -- _________________________________________________________________________ UUCP: (1) seismo!why_not!scsnet!sunder Mark E. Sunderlin (2) ihnp4!chinet!megabyte aka Dr. Megabyte CIS: 74026,3235 (202) 634-2529 Quote: "When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Go Shopping" (9-4 EDT) Mail: IRS PM:PFR:D:NO 1111 Constitution Ave. NW Washington,DC 20224