[net.legal] legal limmerick

ken@ihuxq.UUCP (ken perlow) (01/11/84)

A solicitor (as opposed to barrister) friend in England
told me this one:

There once was a lawyer named Rex
With minuscule organs of sex.
Arraigned for exposure,
He maintained with composure:
"De minimis non curat lex."
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