[net.misc] The End of the World, Thursday 5 September, 1985!

nyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken) (09/06/85)

>In article <844@abnji.UUCP> nyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken) writes:
>>To-day the English look pretty much assured of a major victory 
>>(upset) against the Australians in the last test at the Oval.  
>
>Upset ??  UPSET!!!!   
>Prepare to defend yourself sir !

I am!  I must call it an upset!  Consider:
1982-3:  England beaten for the Ashes in Australia, finish LAST
	 in a one day tournament.
1983:  England loses their first match at home to New Zealand ever!
1984:  England swept at home (first time ever) by the West Indies.
       That winter, Australia performs credibly against the West
       Indies.  England are also drawn at home by Sri Lanka!  (Remember
       that?)

When I was last in England (May of this year) very few people gave
England a chance against Australia.  I, actually, was one of the few.
(For confirmation, ask Ian Raine at mcvax!ukc!stc!iclkid!ijr.)

>My seconds will call on you later.

Afraid to fight your own battles? :-)

><for those short on imagination  -> ->  :-) >
>
>>
>>PS A sofa did appear and disappear to-day at the Oval, interrupting
>>play.
>>
>Yeah - it was the Australian "batsmen".
>
>
>Regards
>  Derek
>
>!seismo!mcvax!ukc!stc!dbmk1
>
>I've heard that re-incarnation is making a come-back.

Are you refering to G Gooch?

>PS To anyone in OZ who might get this <raspberry> <raspberry> and see you in
>'87.

This is assuming that you lot survive this winter!

Gee, it must be hard being a low order batsman for the West Indies
when you play England, you never get the chance to bat....
-- 
James C. Armstrong, Jnr.	{ihnp4,cbosgd,akgua}!abnji!nyssa

Maybe they'll want one of your women to experiment on, perhaps
I shall take this one to them!

-who said it, what story?  (Get the reply to me by Thursday!)

sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan) (09/10/85)

> >In article <844@abnji.UUCP> nyssa@abnji.UUCP (nyssa of traken) writes:
> >>To-day the English look pretty much assured of a major victory 
> >>(upset) against the Australians in the last test at the Oval.  
> >
> >Upset ??  UPSET!!!!   
> >Prepare to defend yourself sir !
> 
> I am!  I must call it an upset!  Consider:
> 1982-3:  England beaten for the Ashes in Australia, finish LAST
> 	 in a one day tournament.
> 1983:  England loses their first match at home to New Zealand ever!
> 1984:  England swept at home (first time ever) by the West Indies.
>        That winter, Australia performs credibly against the West
>        Indies.  England are also drawn at home by Sri Lanka!  (Remember
>        that?)
> 
> When I was last in England (May of this year) very few people gave
> England a chance against Australia.  I, actually, was one of the few.
> (For confirmation, ask Ian Raine at mcvax!ukc!stc!iclkid!ijr.)
> 
> >My seconds will call on you later.
> 
> Afraid to fight your own battles? :-)
> 
> ><for those short on imagination  -> ->  :-) >
> >
> >>
> >>PS A sofa did appear and disappear to-day at the Oval, interrupting
> >>play.
> >>
> >Yeah - it was the Australian "batsmen".
> >
> >
> >Regards
> >  Derek
> >
> >!seismo!mcvax!ukc!stc!dbmk1
> >
> >I've heard that re-incarnation is making a come-back.
> 
> Are you refering to G Gooch?
> 
> >PS To anyone in OZ who might get this <raspberry> <raspberry> and see you in
> >'87.
> 
> This is assuming that you lot survive this winter!
> 
> Gee, it must be hard being a low order batsman for the West Indies
> when you play England, you never get the chance to bat....
> -- 
> James C. Armstrong, Jnr.	{ihnp4,cbosgd,akgua}!abnji!nyssa
> 
> Maybe they'll want one of your women to experiment on, perhaps
> I shall take this one to them!
> 
> -who said it, what story?  (Get the reply to me by Thursday!)

Would you idiots please keep this out of net.singles?  It hardly belongs.


-- 

Sarah E. Dugan
"One Day At A Time"

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