rdp@teddy.UUCP (10/01/85)
> > Well, it is that time of year again when all you bleading heart (you > know who you are) anti-deer-hunt people get to watch or think about > a convoy of four-wheel-drives with enough guns and ammunition to > conquer a small country head for the hills to "thin" out the deer > herd. But I don't want you people to think all the conversation about > deer hunting has fallen on deaf ears. As I am looking down the sights > at my (hopefully) victim, the things I have read will be going through > my mind. And as the hot lead leaves the barrel on its mission of death > I will look closely at my prey. And if perchance, I should see a > small tear ebbing from the big brown eye of the gallant young buck . . . > I will shoot it again for being such a spineless wimp! > > John Blankenagel > Well, Mr. Blankenagel has provided me with the first real impetus to give up my anti-gun bleeding heart stance. I agree with him fully about thinning the herds. Now, all I need to do is get myself a penis-substitute, uh, I mean, gun, and a plane to Beaverton, Oregon, and a Beaverton phone book, and a Beaverton map.... :-) And if perchance, I should see a small tear ebbing from the beedy little eye of the misguided young hunter, I shall leave him to stew in his own very thin juice.