[net.misc] P. T. Barnum

fair@ucbarpa.BERKELEY.EDU (Erik E. &) (10/15/85)

In article <372@ihlpl.UUCP> res@ihlpl.UUCP (Rich Strebendt @ AT&T Information Systems - Indian Hill West; formerly) writes:
>
>To quote Mr. P. T. Barnum:  "There is a sucker born every minute."

It's a pity that people don't complete that quote properly; P. T. Barnum
said,

	``There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him.''

	waiting for Ponzi to incorporate to sell Newman's machine,

	Erik E. Fair	ucbvax!fair	fair@ucbarpa.BERKELEY.EDU

ethan@utastro.UUCP (Ethan Vishniac) (10/15/85)

> In article <372@ihlpl.UUCP> res@ihlpl.UUCP (Rich Strebendt @ AT&T Information Systems - Indian Hill West; formerly) writes:
> >
> >To quote Mr. P. T. Barnum:  "There is a sucker born every minute."
> 
> It's a pity that people don't complete that quote properly; P. T. Barnum
> said,
> 
> 	``There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him.''
> 
> 	waiting for Ponzi to incorporate to sell Newman's machine,
> 
> 	Erik E. Fair	ucbvax!fair	fair@ucbarpa.BERKELEY.EDU

To those of us who remember what happened to the French company (ELF?)
a couple of years ago this is really small potatoes.  Now that was
a scheme to remember, imaginary rays probing the limits of oil fields,
faked computer graphics output, drooling government officials, and
best of all the spectacular disappearance of large amounts of money.
-- 
"Superior firepower is an      Ethan Vishniac
 important asset when          {charm,ut-sally,ut-ngp,noao}!utastro!ethan
 entering into                 ethan@astro.UTEXAS.EDU
    negotiations"              Department of Astronomy
                               University of Texas

sgcpal@watdcsu.UUCP (P.A. Layman [EE-SiDIC]) (10/16/85)

> >To quote Mr. P. T. Barnum:  "There is a sucker born every minute."
> It's a pity that people don't complete that quote properly; P. T. Barnum
> said,
> 	``There's a sucker born every minute, and two to take him.''
> 	waiting for Ponzi to incorporate to sell Newman's machine,
> 	Erik E. Fair	ucbvax!fair	fair@ucbarpa.BERKELEY.EDU

Yes there are several "Sucker's" born every minute.  Unfortunatey
in this case the true sucker's are likely to be the people that
have ridiculed the original posting without any investigation on
ther own part.  Indeed several reliable and independent sources have
confirmed the performance of this machine.  (See October's Science
Digest if you don't believe me).

I've often wondered if what it would be like to be living on a flat
earth at the centre of the universe.

Paul L.
sgcpal@watdcsu.UUCP