[net.misc] Fear and Loathing of the English Language

benn@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Eldarion ap Aragorn) (11/15/85)

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Sorry if that's a misleading title, but I can't stand seeing a good
phrase like F & L only being used in net.news to insult poor spaf.
	Anyway.  While we're talking about English, and debating
"We are in the final boarding process" vs "Move it!"
and 
"There is thunderstorm activity in the area" vs "It's raining"
I figure I should make a positive contribution to the discussion
(no, not that!  anything but that!) and recommend a book:  _Style:
Ten Lessons in Clarity and Grace_ (I'm *pretty* sure that's the 
right title) by Prof. Joe Williams of the University of Chicago.
Joe also teaches a course here at the U of C that covers most of 
major points the book does -- I took the course first, and have
since bought four copies of the book:  three were gifts.  I 
digress.
	Williams' book has the only linguistic analysis I've ever
seen of the mechanics of *composition*, which he bases on a 
linguistic analysis of English as a language.  It is not just good
advice, there is also some terrific insight and thought-provoking
description.
	One point I extract [as best I can] from the course and the 
book:  people use big passive-voice clauses full of complex construction
when they   A. have nothing to say;   B. have something offensive to
say and don't want it to have impact;  C. want to sound authoritative
regardless of the content of the message.
	How many "meteorologists" are there out there, talking about
the "thunderstorm activity we are currently experiencing at the present time
in the greater _______ area, as you can see on our funky color-radar-
satellite here out in space"?  Too many.  Same with stewardesses 
(stewardi?):  They want your attention, they haven't got anything 
terribly long to say, and if they just say it, you'll probably miss it.
Plus they want to sound like the Voice of Authority, with their "We 
[royal 'we'] would like to welcome you aboard filght ___ bound for ___
today; we wish you a pleasant flight and hope we can make your travel today
as pleasant as possible..."  I could go on for Paragraphs!  And what do
they say, really?  "Hi, we're glad you're here.  This is flight x bound
for y.  I'm ___, this is ___, and if you need anything just buzz."  Half the 
passengers are still figuring out the buckles on the seat belts, and she's 
done.  Can't be.  Throw in some padding.
	If you would enjoy some *excruciating* examples of prose both good
and bad, Williams' book is full of pairs of passages.  The bad one is 
always from real life . . .

Hope this perked you up a little.  If you want a full book citation, I'll
post one.  MAIL any such requests, do NOT post them.