iy160@sdccsu3.UUCP (05/31/83)
Here is the Lyric to the YODA song that somebody requested a while ago. It is from an unreleased tape by "Wierd Al Yankovich" (sp?). It is also copyright WAY, most likely, though I am not sure. You can probably here it if you listen to the Dr. Demento Show long enough. All of Wierd Al's songs are extremely funny, so check 'em out if you get a chance. This song should be sung to the tune of "Lola" by The Kinks. Yoda I met him in a bog down in Degobah Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda S-O-D-A, soda I saw a little runt sitting there on a log I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said: Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well I've been around but I ain't never seen A guy who looks like a muppet but he's wrinkled and green Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well I'm not dumb, but I can't understand How he can lift me in the air, just by raising his hand Oh my Yoda, Y-O-D-A, Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well I left home just a week before And I never ever been a Jedi before But Obi Wan, he set me straight o' course He said go to Yoda and he'll show you the force. Well I'm not the kind that would argue with him So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again With my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda So I used the Force I picked up a box I lifted some rocks While I stood on my head Well I wont forget what Yoda said He said, "Luke stay away from the darker side, And if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide." Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda "Well I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed, But remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed." Oh my Yoda Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda Well I heard my friends really got in a mess. So I'm gonna have to leave my Yoda, I guess. But I know that I'll be comin' back someday; I'll be playin' this part 'till I'm old and gray, Cuz a long term contract I had to sign Says I'll be making these movies 'till the end of time With my Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo- Yoda Yoda, Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda (Repeat and fade)