alan@sdcrdcf.UUCP (05/10/84)
If God had wanted people to fly, He would have given them tickets. If God thought that money was good, He wouldn't have given us credit cards. (And now for some funny stuff!) P.S. Don't read the rest of this if you would be offended by a religious joke. What happened to Jesus when He went to mount Olive ? Answer: Popeye beat the sh*t out of Him !
amigo@iwpba.UUCP (amigo) (05/11/84)
No, No. It's not "If God had meant people to fly, he would have given us tickets," it's "if God had meant us to fly, he never would have given us the railways." --With thanks to Michael Flanders. John Hobson AT&T Bell Labs--Naperville, IL ihnp4!iwpba!amigo (NOTE TEMPORARY MACHINE)
dsn@umcp-cs.UUCP (05/15/84)
I ran across the following aphorism recently:
"If God had meant for people to go nude, they would have been born that way."
--Anonymous
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Dana S. Nau
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