aic@pucc-i (Craig Norborg aka Doc Pierce) (01/22/86)
I just recieved issue two of the Nudists Liberation Front News...
I will try to post other issues also... This is in response to Purdue
University's ruling on the Cary Quadrangle Nude Olympics..
BTW, Cary Quadrangles Executive Council has officially declared that they
are ignoring President Steven Beerings ruling on the Nude Olympics and they
are supposed to be held in about 50 minutes... I did not write the
NLFN's, so send your flames to the bit bucket... What is written here is
verbatim...
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The Nudist Liberation Front News (issue 2)
At the end of last semester, I published a letter above the urinals. I
was half-through my paper route, when I was caught and asked to remove them.
I published again this semester. BS promptly bitched me out at the table
during last fridays dinner. He said that I was a very low person for making
such personal comments and writing such cruel material. If I was cruel I
would have mentioned that he looks like Alfred E. Neuman and that he has a
sissified voice. But mentioning that would have been nasty, so I didn't
use that. Since such a fine young man has told me that I am so low, I will
cry and skip three lines to the next subject instead of two.
There. Since low people in high places know what I am doing there is no
reason to stay covert. I can speak my mind and identify myself. My name
is John Klug. I live in SWB 503. I am telling you this so that those who
wish to be involved can help me coordinate certain 'innocent little tricks'.
As the Marines say, we need a few good men. These helpers will not only
publicize certain events, they will also build quad morale. The general
attitude is 'yeah, I can't wait to see what happens'. If a few people
will start getting things done, the attitude will snowball.
I will not ask anybody who will help me to do anything illegal. I will
not advocate people running naked inside the courtyard.
BUT I CAN ONLY SAY THAT THERE ARE OTHER ACTIVITIES THAT CAN BE DONE
THAT ARE MORE OUTRAGEOUS THEN THE OLYMPICS AND ARE VERY EASY AND
VERY LEGAL.
The quad is now known as a zoo because BS has made it a petting zoo.
His administration is so bad it doesn't even hold dorm dances and the 'weekly'
movies that are run are done in a half-ass manner. His resume building
administration merely exists. The Quads renown commraderie and reputation is
slowly dying because most people leave after their first year. Interest in
activities is low because there are no interesting and unusual activities
that bring quadites together. Maybe BS isn't clever enough to come up with
anything other than the formal dorm dances.
BS is the diametric opposite of the reknown quadite Stewart Duddley
Huang Wellington. He had an 18 inch shalong. After he ran, it shrank
to a tiny 12 inches. This epic tale will be elaborated on in the comic
strip 'Emmancipation'. Read it.
For advice to everybody,
1) Continue to put up those Beering has no nads messages.
2) Boycott Winter Whispers. If less then 20 people participate
it will be considered a success
3) Think about tearing down stuff put out by the office. They
ask their counselors to take my stuff down. Think about this
if these keep disappearing.
Finally drop in to add suggestions. If I am not in, slip a note under
the door. You have no idea as to how effective notes under the doors are.
Since I admire Thomas Payne so much, I will 'sign' the letter
The Pamphleteer
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Craig Norborg (aka Doc Pierce)
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