frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) (03/10/86)
You folks can take this article seriously. For once I'm gonna
turn off the clown in me and say what's really on my li'l pea
brain.
The reason I would not have sex in front of the kids is the same
one I stated a couple of times. I don't need anyone around but my
partner. We can get as kinky as we want to without anyone asking
why we're doing it. I can devote whatever time is needed to her
feelings without the fear of being interrupted by someone asking
what's going on.
Another thought I have is about how safe it is for a kid to know
too much too soon and still not really understand all he/she knows.
Take for example, the couple who was doing a few pleasing oral things
to each other. Everthing was cool 'til they found that junior was
caught trying it on the little neighbor girl. The neighbors got the
couple charged with contributing to the delinquncy of a minor and
child abuse in the form of not keeping the kid out of their bedroom.
I don't know how the charges held up in court, but I do know it sure
did wreck a friendship between the two couples. I might also add that
the kid was told all kinds of things about how big a responsibility
any type of sex is. He was also told that he must wait until he's
older. I think kids have enough resposibility just growing. Don't
throw extra thoughts and responsibilities on them until they are
mature enough to handle it. Seriously, its one thing to answer some
questions a kid may have as they arise, but parents should not try
to show their kids every position in the little book beside the bed.
In all seriousness, this is not a flame. It is mearly my point of
view that was formed by keeping my eyes and ears open. And, my parents
didn't tell me in great detail how sexual things were done. I ended up
trying a lot of things including smoking. Now I'm stuck with that habit.
I'm sure I would have gotten into some kind of trouble had I known to
much about other subjects. I learned gradually and had enough sense to
take a little responsibility by the time I knew what to do. Then my Dad
laid that little gem on me. It went something like this..."HArd as ya
try not to goof up, ya still might. Don't let the wrong head run yer life.
And, don't put that thing where you don't think it could be happy if stuck
there for a long long time. Stick with women you like a whole bunch. If
something happens then, its not nearly as bad as if you find you can't
get along with her." In other words, be careful to stick with ladies you
wouldn't mind raising a kid with. See, my folks were never real crazy
about the though of abortions. I don't really like the idea too much my-
self.
This ain't rotated and is probably a statement about something you folks
already know anyhow so, read on if you like. Don't be flaming me for what
is contain from this point on though. You was warned...
STella mentioned eating in front of the kids. Now, I blame my parents for
the troubles I have now-a-daze --er-- days (I keep doing that for some
reason...). They got me in the habit of puttin' my knees under the dinner
table. They got me used to sleeping in a nice warm bed with a roof over my
head. See how they are? Seriously though, I thought it was more polite for
them to eat in front of me than to fight in front of me. They didn't do
too badly though. A few spats here and there was all. Some folks have some
real knockdown dragouts in front of their kids. I'd really ratrher not see
that.
Another thing I don't want to have to put up with is explaining why I
want to have a kid's Mommy for desert after a nice dinner. Now, we all
know that ladies are low in calories and are not so filling as to make
problems and indigestion right before retiring for the night. But, like
alcohol (and there are even some adults who can't handle that), some
things are for adults only. And then we have the female contingent who
can say the same about men, of course. So, STella is right. Watch what
you eat in front of the kids. Or, should I say who you eat?(8-)
I was taking to a friend of mine a while back. He said he got married
for a weekend once(8-). He was having some sacktime fun with a lady,
but her little dog was giving him fits. The dog kept trying to lick
her while he was mounted for a nice leisurely ride. During a little
break they took, she went to the can and he tossed the damned dog out
the window into the snow. ("Fix you you little S.O.B.!") WHING!(8-)
SHe got all mad so he told her what he thought of the deal and left.
She spent the rest of the weekend trying to get him to come back. He
said, "Didja get rid of that damned dog?!?!" When she told him no,
he told her to get lost. I really don't blame him. I don't want no
cold nose pokin' me in the ass at the wrong time either.
Well, you folks will be glad to know that I have to get back to work
now. Sorry this thing was so long, but I hope you folks can find a
little reason and a little humor herein. I just feel my sex partners
are entitled to my full attention and don't want any distractions
to spoil anything for her or me. I also don't want the legal system
brought into our bedtime activities because the kids wanted to play
"Monkey see, Monkey do". I hope this makes sense to somebody besides
me.
Here's wishing you all a lot of happiness whether you have clothes
on or not(8-). Either way, I'd like to see you in comfort.
Tom "Don't want any dogs or kids in my bed" Frye