[net.comics] Swamp Thing #21

ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP (Mike Ciaraldi) (11/07/83)

From: Mike Ciaraldi  <ciaraldi>
I don't know about you, but I like Alan Moore as the new
writer of Swamp Thing. He did a good job on several strips
in "Warrior", the British black and white mag (also recommended).
His first effort (#20) was about average, but the new issue 
makes a major change iin Swampy's life (so to speak).

The whole issue is narrated by Jason Woodrue a.k.a. PlantMan and
The Floronic Man, who has been hired to dissect Swampy and see
what makes him tick.
The answer is--NOTHING. 

The internal organs look something like heart, lungs,
kidneys, brain, etc., but none of them actually work.
His conclusion: (in Woodrue's wordds)

"Alec Holland is already dead. His body goes
into the swamp along with the formula that it is saturated with.
And once there...it decomposes.
A patch of swampland like that would be teeming with 
micro-organisms. It wouldn't take long, General.
But what about the plants in the swamp? The plants
that have been altered by the bio-restorrative formula?
The plants whose hungry root systems are busily ingesting
the mortal remains of Alec Holland?
Those palnts eat him. They eat him as if he were
a planarian worm, or a cannibal, or a wise man, or a genius
on rye! They eat him...and they become infected by a
powerful consciousness that does not realize it is no
longer alive!
...
It remembers having bones, and so it builds itself a
skeleton of wood. It remembers having muscles
and constructs muscles from supple plant fibers
...
You see, we were wrong, General. We thought that the
Swamp Thing was Alec Holland, somehow transformed into
a plant.  it wasn't. It was a plant that
thought it was Alec Holland!"

Neat idea, and one that expalins a lot, but
it flatly contradicts the Gerry-Conway scripted
stories wheere Swampy changes back to Holland, and
later back to Swampy again.  I also wonder whether it
explains Swamp Thing's intelligence, which Moore had used
the issue before.

Comments:
The Conway tales were being ignored anyway, they
admitted that from issue #1.

Moore did a similar (in spirit, anyway) revision of
Marvelman in Warrior #12, revealing that most of his life
and adventures had really been hallucibinations induced
by the governmnment.

Moore's grasp of scientific theory is probably well-illustrated
by his reference earlier in ST #21 to a computerized alarm
system as "siliicone sentries". That's SILICONE, not SILICON.
Oh well.

Speaking of ignoring Gerry Conway (probably a good idea, anyway),
I hear that Jack Kirby is coming back to DC to finish
up his Fourth World series. They will reprint the original
trilogy (Mr. miracle, New Gods, Forever People, but not
Jimmy Olsen), then Kirby will write and draw new issues that
take up where the originals leave off. The other issues
whivhich came out in the late '70's, scripted by Conway and Levitz,
I seem to remember, will be ignored.
Now all those people who read that "The Pact" was the
greatest comics story ever printed (as some polls show)
will have a chance to read it for themselves.

Mike Ciaraldi
ciaraldi@rochester