[net.comics] comic LBJ's

mat@linus.UUCP (Michael A. Turniansky) (02/22/84)

	In light of the recent submission of "the canonical collection
of LBJ's to net.jokes (938@vax2.fluke.UUCP), I thought it appropriate
to mention the following comic-related ones:

	How many Justice Leaguers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

	Two.  One to hold the bulb, and one to turn the planet.
	(Thanx to Chuck Staples for this one.)


	How many Avengers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

	Ten.  One to screw it in, nine to quit forever.


			--Mike Turniansky


P. S.  Matt Murdock and Dr. McNighter don't care if the light bulb
	needs changing or not.