mat@linus.UUCP (Michael A. Turniansky) (02/22/84)
In light of the recent submission of "the canonical collection of LBJ's to net.jokes (938@vax2.fluke.UUCP), I thought it appropriate to mention the following comic-related ones: How many Justice Leaguers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to turn the planet. (Thanx to Chuck Staples for this one.) How many Avengers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to screw it in, nine to quit forever. --Mike Turniansky P. S. Matt Murdock and Dr. McNighter don't care if the light bulb needs changing or not.