djm@ariel.UUCP (05/18/84)
[HELP ME HELP ME] I was having an arguement with a friend of mind as to who would win in a fight -- batman or heman. I liked to now how you out in netland feel. Tom Morgan ariel!djm
ron@brl-vgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie <ron>) (05/18/84)
What if Superman fought for the Nazis? -Ron
moriarty@uw-june (Jeff Meyer) (05/19/84)
I said I hoped net.misc would get weird, but THIS weird? Well, thinking out loud, I guess He-Man (I've only seen one episode of the show -- that was enough) could knock Batman's head off with his fancy sword or crush him with a boulder, or, if the cartoon regulation people didn't mind, and if the studio producing He-Man could create a detailed enough version, he could pound Batman's skull into jelly. However, the one instance of the HM show indicated to me that this person has a serious affliction, mentally -- something akin to having a shard of brain lodged in his head. I imagine Batman could set a trap, or run him over with the Batmobile when He-Man wasn't looking, or shoot him (how original!). Maybe he even has a can of Bat-He-Man repellent. Does this discussion seem familiar (i.e. Superman vs. Darth Vader)? "Americans love a winner... and WILL NOT TOLERATE a loser" Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer UUCP: {ihnp4,cornell,decvax,tektronix}!uw-beaver!uw-june!moriarty ARPANET: moriarty@washington
hutch@shark.UUCP (05/21/84)
<what a ridiculous question!> Obviously in any out and out fight, "He-Man" (stupid stupid name) would win due to superior strength, equal or superior skill, and better equipment (a sword is superior to a bat-whatever). If you don't believe it, then dig up the "He-Man" comic insert which DC foisted on us over a year ago, wherein a single punch from the title character knocks ol' Superman halfway across a galaxy. This reminds me of the "Superman vs Dart Vader" question that someone had the good sense to post in net.misc and net.kids. Hutch
crm@rti.UUCP (05/22/84)
Who?
ignatz@ihuxx.UUCP (Dave Ihnat, Chicago, IL) (05/24/84)
> What if Superman fought for the Nazis? > > -Ron No need; he can have them, free. Dave Ihnat ihuxx!ignatz