jonab@sdcrdcf.UUCP (Jonathan Biggar) (09/17/84)
How many Watchers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, he just says, "What if the light bulb had never gone out?"
(Of course this is followed by strange circumstances whereby the
entire electrical power system of Earth is destroyed and all humans
freeze in the coming ice age.)
Jon Biggar
{allegra,burdvax,cbosgd,hplabs,ihnp4,sdccsu3}!sdcrdcf!jonabmcewan@uiucdcs.UUCP (09/20/84)
Q. How many X-Men does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Only one, but first she ("Is there any reason we can't make this character
a woman?") needs 5 pages to overcome her fear of the dark.
Q. How many New Mutants does it take to change a light bulb?
A. The New Mutants could never do something as complicated as changing
a light bulb.
Scott McEwan
pur-ee!uiucdcs!mcewan
"Just because something is obvious doesn't mean that it's true."betsy@dartvax.UUCP (Betsy Hanes Perry) (09/23/84)
Nope. It's
Q. How many X-men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Only one, but we'll have to change her super-power, character-motivation,
and hair-style first. THEN we'll worry about lightbulbs.
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Betsy Perry
UUCP: {decvax|linus|cornell}!dartvax!betsy
CSNET: betsy@dartmouth
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