[net.comics] "Gee, Beev, it's Moriarty Reviews!

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (12/14/84)

Ah, 'tis the season...

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"There *are* standards.  If you can't see one, you *make* one and stick to
 it come Hell or high water -- until you see a BETTER one."

						-John Gaunt

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|==>A< One of the best of the year. Example: Byrne/Claremont's Starlord    |
|==>B< A very good issue, one of the best of the month (usually 6/month)   |
|==>C< A well done, entertaining issue.  Satisfying.  Example: Jon Sable   |
|==>D< Rather boring, or a few good spots mixed with more bad ones. Ex:Mars|
|==>F< Boring AND stupid or childish.  Example: Secret Wars.               |
|==>Z< Actually offensive.  Example: Several of Haney's UNKNOWN SOLDIERs   |
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POWER PACK #8 [B]:

Louise Simonsin isn't just playing this for chuckles anymore.  She's
throwing in the "realities" of power, and doing a thorough, insightful job
of it, too.  Also, she gives us one of the best renditions of Cloak & Dagger
in months (they've been suffering from over-exposure in Marvel mags...).  A
touching, bittersweet ending.  And Prof. Gilbert... I loved him!  A very
nice touch; hope the good professor enjoys Southern California (and Dragon
Man isn't irked by LA freeway traffic...)

JON SABLE #22 [B]:

Finally... a storyline to find out what makes Sable click.  This may be
difficult... unless he can find a "good" reason to keep his mercenary work
up, he will either have to quit it (thus making this a series about an
incognito children's book writer) or state that he enjoys it for "bad"
reasons (needs to hunt people for fun, (I know, I doubt this...)).  Anyway,
some of the best characters in comics today... none are more
three-dimensional.

ARCHIE AT RIVERDALE HIGH #101 (Moose's Dyslexia) [C-]:

Not a title that I normally read, but I was pointed towards it... and it is
very well handled.   May have been more from a sense of nostalgia, tho'...

SWAMP THING #34 [C+]:

There are some SF writers who could take lessons from Moore on the
relationships of human/alien (physically, anyway) love.  Don't try to rush
through it, tho'.  Lord, I just hope the Moral Majority doesn't get their
hands on this... they'd go nuts blabbing about blasphemy and brainwashing.
In summary, an abstract, human, and subtly humorous episode.

ALBEDO #1 [B-]:

A local Seattle comic whose future is uknown... this may have to be
purchased from Mr. Plant or somebody.  A collection of three stories, in
all-animal format (like QUACK)... but not necessarily funny.  The lead &
longest story, Erma Felina of the EDF, is a beautifully drawn story, with a
good science fiction background.  No surprises or great characters (yet),
but ALIEN LEGION and SUN DEVILS could take some writing lessons from this.
"Flinch Gideon" is the funniest four-page story I've seen all year -- at
least, if you've ever seen the old Flash Gordon serial, and are conversant
in 1960's cream of the Saturday Morning cartoon crop ("Bullwinkle" & "Beanie
and Cecil" fans, take note).  "Nilson Groundthumper" is obvious, but has a
cute ending.  A good first issue.

BLUE DEVIL #10 [B]:

Cackle Snicker Ho Ho Ha-Ha snort... you get the picture.  Too bad Chen &
Martin couldn't have stayed on as a steady art team for the book... they
would've been perfect -- rather Japanese Animation-like drawings.

BATMAN & THE OUTSIDERS #19 [C+]:

For those of you who have disliked this book (I admit, it *is* uneven...  it
takes a lot to make up for the Olympics issue), I recommend this issue to
you. Nicely scripted, if a trifle hammy; but no one, and I mean NO ONE,
draws Christmas stories like Jim Aparo.

NORMALMAN #6 [C+]:

The C is for the standard, OK satire.  The + is for the back cover... among
the rave reviews for Normy, at the bottom of the list of critics saying good
things, is a quote from the Comics Journal saying "sophomoric and
juvenille".  Hey, guys, it MUST be good!

FF #276 [C+]:

Ordway's inks really add to Byrne's... this may make FF the most dynamically
drawn super-hero magazine on the market.  And the party at the beginning was
hysterical... I'd love to see Dennis the Menace vs. The Wizard.  Glad to see
Byrne appreciates Dick Moore & Gasoline Alley, also.

AND IN BRIEF:

WHO'S WHO IN THE DC UNIVERSE #1 [D-]: Very poor printing, and I'm not up for
   26 issues of this...

CEREBUS #68 [C-]: Hey, man, I just read the letters...

AMERICAN FLAGG #18 [B-]: Usual splendid conclusion.

NEW TEEN TITANS #6 [C]: Group encounter, much less well-done than in the
   mini-series.  Dan Jurgens cannot convey the subtleties Perez can.

STAR TREK #12 [C+]: Fast-paced cinematic action.  Sutton at his best.

WALLY WOOD'S THUNDER AGENTS #1 [C+]: Why all the guff?  I have a complete
   collection of old Tower Thunder Agents, and I liked it!

CAPTAIN AMERICA #303 [C]: Carlin is doing a very nice job, but Neary's art
   still looks like bad Zeck.

AVENGERS #253 [C]

X-MEN #191 [D]: One long involved D&D game.  Blah & ack ack both.

KITTY & WOLVERINE #5 [C-]: Why does everyone who I like in this mag have to
   be dressed in modern fashions?  Makes me feel old.  Only Steve Rogers
   still dresses in shammy shirts and Levis.

CROSSFIRE #6 [B-]

FUNNY STUFF STOCKING STUFFER [D-]: *groan*  Bring back Fandom Confidential,
   guys...

DREADSTAR #16 [D]

MARVEL FANFARE #19 [D]

SUN RUNNERS #4 [D-]

FIRESTORM #33 [C-]

STAR WARS #93 [C]: More on the Rebellion's problems.  As long as Jo Duffy is
   scripting, I'll be reading.

THOR #353 [C-]: Look's like Odin's out for another 20 issues or so...

NIGHT MUSIC #1 [F]: Ah... no.

                                                "Hi. This is God."
                                                "Uh-Oh..."

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