[net.comics] Alpha Roulette #2

clyde@ut-ngp.UUCP (Clyde W. Hoover) (12/24/84)

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Bullentin from the "oh God, Paul is dead!" department of journalism:

Well, I just saw the new Alpha Flight T-shirt and Shaman is 
missing, with Tailsman is his place.  So it looks like he is next
on the Byrne massacre list.  Pity, I very much liked him and would
really rather see Snowbird (who has been pretty useless recently)
get trashed.  Probably Shaman will lose it saving her in another
of those patented life-essence transfers or supreme efforts.

On the other hand, I would like to see ONE high-powered superhero
die in an ordinary auto accident - now THAT would be a real kick in
the head.
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ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP (Mike Ciaraldi) (12/24/84)

> Well, I just saw the new Alpha Flight T-shirt and Shaman is 
> missing, with Tailsman is his place.  So it looks like he is next
> on the Byrne massacre list.

The new issue of Amazing Heroes has previews for the coming
year. Byrne indicates that Shaman will RETIRE back to the reservation,
and Talisman will take his place.
Sasquatch and Northstar will drop out, and so will
Snowbird.  
The new lineup will be Heather, Puck, Talisman, and Box
(formerly of Gamma Flight, and whose equipment was used
in Omega Flight).
So, looks like Aurora may be the one to go.
> On the other hand, I would like to see ONE high-powered superhero
> die in an ordinary auto accident - now THAT would be a real kick in
> the head.
Well, years ago in The Defenders, we had
the infamous Elf get run over by a truck.
Of course, we later found out that he was a robot, not
the real Dr. Doom...whoops, not the real Elf
(actually they were all robots).

Mike Ciaraldi

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (12/31/84)

In article <4972@rochester.UUCP> ciaraldi@rochester.UUCP writes:
>> On the other hand, I would like to see ONE high-powered superhero
>> die in an ordinary auto accident - now THAT would be a real kick in
>> the head.
>Well, years ago in The Defenders, we had
>the infamous Elf get run over by a truck.
>Of course, we later found out that he was a robot, not
>the real Dr. Doom...whoops, not the real Elf
>(actually they were all robots).
>
>Mike Ciaraldi

Somebody out there in net.robotics *must* be making generic robot parts for
these folks ("No, no -- NO ANDROIDS!  I don't WANT it to resemble humans...
I just want it to squash city blocks").

Good idea about car accidents, tho' -- I'm afraid the most "ordinary" death
in comics I can think of is Capt. Marvel, and he got his cancer from
super-villain fighting...

Why do I have this image of John Byrne wheeling in a dead Alpha Flight
member on a hand truck and saying to a Federal Express person "I need this
body in Calgary by tomorrow!" ?  Guess I'm just warped...

            "She's not only merely dead, she's really most sincerely dead."

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