chuqui@nsc.UUCP (Chuqui Q. Koala) (01/02/85)
After overloading on more E-man, I started coming up with various
superheroes I'd like to see in their own comics. Here, for your interest
and derision, are a few of the printable ones....
Captain Underwear-- minion of the underworld, dressed in white cotton
with a large J on his chest, this superhero combs the streets of the
city, using his x-ray vision to search for people who refuse to wear
clean underclothing-- those scourges who cause massive amounts of
embarassment to their mothers when caught in an accident.
Major McChicken-- his motto is 'parts is parts', this superhero traps
villians by enmeshing them in one of five gooey sauces, his only
problem being little old ladies and running out of sauce before he runs
out of villians.
There are more where that came from, unfortunately (for you!). As wierdness
strikes, they'll pop in to amuse and annoy you. If you have your own
favorite wishful characters, why not share them?
chuq
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From the ministry of silly talks: Chuq Von Rospach
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Deadbone erotica is the prickly panic of forgotten milleniums, it is the moldy
billion year madness that creeps deep along the spinal behind of my mind.moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (01/04/85)
"Good Lord! Beneath that mask and cape, Chuq Von Rospach is actually...
Martin Pasko!"
<Insert dramatic music here>
Spa Fon, Kids!
Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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fluke!moriarty@uw-beaver.ARPAbllklly@uwmacc.UUCP (Bill Kelly) (01/19/85)
> Captain Underwear-- minion of the underworld, dressed in white cotton > with a large J on his chest... Remember this: "Who's that nut in his underwear?" "That's no ordinary nut, son, that's Captain Nice?" -- Bill Kelly {allegra, ihnp4, seismo}!uwvax!uwmacc!bllklly 1210 West Dayton St/U Wisconsin Madison/Mad WI 53706
oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) (01/22/85)
> > Captain Underwear-- minion of the underworld, dressed in white cotton > > with a large J on his chest... > > Remember this: > "Who's that nut in his underwear?" > "That's no ordinary nut, son, that's Captain Nice?" > -- > > Bill Kelly > {allegra, ihnp4, seismo}!uwvax!uwmacc!bllklly > 1210 West Dayton St/U Wisconsin Madison/Mad WI 53706 Listen, I know that this is net.comics and that this comment (since it is about an old television series) is inappropriate BUT how many of you DO remember Captain Nice. Moreover, how many of you realize that the actor who played Captain Nice has since played John Adams on Broadway, Public TV and the movies and is currently in two hit TV series as a Dr on St. Elsewhere and "Kit" the talking car. That's right William Daniels was Captain Nice. Now on to a comics issue: Number 4 of ZOT! That's all. "Innocence is the best aphrodisiac" OZ seismo!rlgvax!oz