[net.comics] CRISIS on infinite net contributers...

moriarty@fluke.UUCP (Jeff Meyer) (02/08/85)

What's all this, then, about alternate Universes being destroyed?  Sounds
pretty silly to me.  We all *KNOW* that none of the really *IMPORTANT* ones
will buy the fa...  huh?  What's that glowing light in the kitchen?  And
who's this guy in the funny suit whining "You in big trouble now, Bwana!" ?
Hey, my TV's dissolving!  And my back issues of ACM journals!

MY GOD!  MY CLAREMONT/BYRNE X-MEN HAVE BEEN MUNCHED!  ARRGGHHHHH!

*************************************** beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Yes, it's "Crisis on Infinite Net Contributers"!  Who will be the next to
go?  Jerry Boyajian?  Bill Hsu?  Oz?  Does STARGATE have anything to do with
it?  Waugh!

Death be not stupid....

		   "Now, for the LAST TIME, old man, WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?"
	"And as I told you *already*, sir, I'm SELF-EMPLOYED and PROUD OF IT!"

					Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
					John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
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oz@rlgvax.UUCP (THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ) (02/12/85)

> Yes, it's "Crisis on Infinite Net Contributers"!  Who will be the next to
> go?  Jerry Boyajian?  Bill Hsu?  Oz?  Does STARGATE have anything to do with
> it?  Waugh!
> 
> Death be not stupid....
> 
OH NO!!!!!  I figure that as a person who at best is just a mini-series I am
probably slated to be destroyed with the rest of Earth-Unix*!  And after I
just dug out my old Plastic Man and Inferior Fives (yes, I'm THAT old).  Oh
that you have destoryed my beutiful wickedness...Opps, wrong character.

				"Golly!  That Crazy Gizmo really works!"

				OZ
				seismo!rlgvax!oz

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** you-know-who is an unofficial way for vendors to refer to AT&T Bell Labs