[net.comics] X-Tribbles

lum@osu-eddie.UUCP (Lum Johnson) (12/04/85)

> ***** The dead tribble sketch *****
> customer (to Cyrano Jones): "I'd like to complain about this tribble
> 	that I bought at this very boutique about half an hour ago."
> Jones: "What's wrong with it?"
> customer: "What's wrong with it? What's wrong with it? It's dead!
> 	That's what's wrong with it."
> Jones: "The Andorian blue is a beautiful animal.  Lovely plumage,
> 	isn't it?"
> you know the rest.
> customer: bla bla bla  "It has gone to meet its maker - David Gerrold.
> 			This is an EX_TRIBBLE!!!"
> (cheers from the audience!)

An Ex-Tribble?  An X-Tribble?  Annex Tribble?  No!

Not even Jimmy Boy would do that, would he?

Lum Johnson  lum@osu-eddie.uucp or ..!cbosgd!osu-eddie!lum