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moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (02/10/86)

Reviewed in this issue:

FLAMING CARROT		NEW MUTANTS	CEREBUS		POWER PACK
WEB OF SPIDER-MAN	SCOUT (Fashion in Action)	DAREDEVIL
NEXUS			FIRESTAR			LLOYD LLEWELLYN

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FLAMING CARROT #10 [C+]:

Ah, it's good to see the old rabid Flaming Carrot back in style, off
his drinking binge and back to his original retarded state.  Frankly,
this is the only thing coming out of Renegade Press which is any
good t'all; but it is very funny, if you have a bizarre sense of
humor.

NEW MUTANTS #39 [C]:

This should provide an interesting confrontation -- back when
Professor Xavier was the mutant's mentor, he was a passive
leader; but Magneto is anything but, and so an active (and angry)
rescue is indicated for the next issue.  Should be interesting...

CEREBUS #80 [C]:

I'm surprised no one has mentioned this over the last couple of
weeks -- some pretty heavy stuff has come down, and I'm not sure
if this is a dream sequence or not.  Bran Mak Muffin commits
hari-kari, Cerebus is de-Poped, and many classic Warner Bros. gags
are shown.  Huh.  Comments?

POWER PACK #22 [C]:

A very well-done look at the problems of seeing the future (or
future possibilities) by Franklin;  if I hand't read
_The_Dead_Zone_, I would probably praise it higher.  Also, Alex is
showing himself to probably the Reed Richards of the 21st century
(the way he talks -- "An INNOCENT GIRL!"), and I enjoyed the story
about as well as I usually do, though I've had it up to HERE with
Snarks (howsabout a few Boojums for a change, huh?).

WEB OF SPIDER-MAN #13 [C+]:

There is no doubt that Spider-Man is going through a bit of a
Renaissance right now, almost entirely due to Peter David, who
has (with a variety of artists) imbuded the strip with a gritty
urban tone somewhat reminiscent of Frank Miller's old DDs, but not
quite with such a grim tone.  Unfortunately he can't do all the
titles, so we just have to search around for his stuff.

SCOUT #3 [Fashion in Action: C]:

I simply don't read the Scout half of the book, but Fashion in
Action is getting to be a half-bizarre/half-nostalgic look at some
of the old super-spy strips.  Reminds me a lot of some of my
favorite Japanese serials (with art that looks like rough Walt
Simonsin).

DAREDEVIL #230 [B+]:

What do you want, an invitation?  I'm not analyzing this whole
thing 'till the fat lady sings... (or the fat boy, in this case).

NEXUS #20 [B-]:

Can you say "Action Issue"?  Wonderful stuff, especially the "Still
waiting for Nexus to show up?" "Not any more." sequence, which
would have been melodramatic without Steve Rude's pencils.  Also,
the harsh realities of governing show up here, and it appears that
Tyrone doesn't make a bad Chief Executive after all.

FIRESTAR #3 [C]:

Actually pretty good -- I didn't think DeFalco had it in him.  I look
forward to the next issue.

LLOYD LLEWELLYN #1 [C-]:

Really does capture the kind of late-50's/early-60's mod art (at
least what was shown on television, which is all I know about the
subject), in the style and the shapes and texture.  Even the
storylines seem to be what you'd find with Peter Gunn or 77
Sunset Strip (the Miami Vice of the early 60s).  However nothing
there but the trappings of nostalgia, although well-done trappings. 
Think I'll sit the next dance out...

                               "If a man chooses to do evil... it becomes my
                                sacred duty to bash him to a pulp"

                                        Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
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