[net.garden] Help needed on gopher problem

avsdT:roberts@avsdS.UUCP (06/01/84)

   
   Help!  Does anyone know how to get rid of gophers?
   
   I have tried;
                Gopher Gas, Road Flares, Gasoline, Poison,
                Exaust from my Lawn Mower, Windmills that
                make Noise, Flooding the Holes with Water,
                45 Cal. Pistol at point blank range, Dog,
                Cat, Snake down the Hole, Fish Heads,
                Constant Harassment....
   
   All to no avail.  The gophers just keep multiplying and
   digging up everything. HELP!!!!
   
   Rhode-