jnw@uvacs.UUCP (05/09/84)
<Joe Bike still doesn't believe he needs this line.> Joe Bike is moved to put in his 2 cents worth about helmets. The Joe Bike helmet usefulness test is this: Take a piece of your helmet material. Hit it with a big hammer. See how far the hammer bounces. The less the better. If you can't figure out why, you don't need to wear a helmet. Now if you have a hardshell-single-impact helmet, the Joe Bike helmet test will be passed with flying colors. The SkidLid people can't seriously think that the harder ya hit with the hammer on their special jet-age foam the less it'll rebound. Quit trying to mess with Joe Bike's mind. You know you're worse off in a SkidLid than a hardshell no matter how ya mash the melon. Don't gimme none o' that strain your neck crud neither. I'll grant ya that SkidLid's better'n NoLid, but I won't hop on my ole bike without my hardshell strapped right where it belongs - on the noodle. On another subject: Mister Jeff Houston (article dual.476) thinks he can outdo good 'ole Joe Bike in the track stand department. He's got another thing comin'. I haven't told y'all about my commutin' bike, cause that's a whole nother article, but let it be known that Joe Bike commutes with a fixed gear and can trackstand the tits off a boar hog. We're talkin no-hands, we're talkin track stands on freewheel bikes, we're talkin track stands on water, wellll, maybe IN water. I'll track stand Mister Jeff Houston at GEAR Charlotte or GEAR Up if he wants, but go too much nearer the land of Fruits and Nuts (California) -- I don't know. I think the man is just too chicken to confront Joe Bike on his home turf. If you're gonna be at the GEARs, let Joe Bike hear from ya. If you don't know what they are, stop down at a bike shop and pick up your copy of Bicycle USA ragazine. It'll give ya the lowdown on what a GEAR is. If ya wanna ride the GEAR gauntlet (a trip from GEAR Charlotte to GEAR Up, 500 miles in 5 days) drop ole Joe Bike a line. This is an SBL (Southern Bicycle - or is that Beer - League) event but you're welcome to give it a go. Joe Bike Charlottesville Virginia USENET: ...uvacs!jnw CSNET: jnw@uvacs ARPANET: jnw.uvacs@csnet-relay
ron@brl-vgr.UUCP (05/10/84)
If you're going to try the hammer test, you've better put the helmet on your head first. They are designed to avoid transferring the shock to your head, not the lip of the helmet which is what is supporting it if it is just sitting on the work bench when you hit it. -Ron
jeff@dual.UUCP (Jeff Houston) (05/14/84)
Are Joe Bike and Joe Bob related in any way, shape, or form??? Follow Joe Bob's advice on helmets - he knows whats up. As for my $0.02 - Its up to you - if you want some peace of mind where your helmet. > Mister Jeff Houston (article dual.476) thinks he can outdo good 'ole Joe > Bike in the track stand department. He's got another thing comin'. I > haven't told y'all about my commutin' bike, cause that's a whole nother > article, but let it be known that Joe Bike commutes with a fixed gear and > can trackstand the tits off a boar hog. We're talkin no-hands, we're > talkin track stands on freewheel bikes, we're talkin track stands on water, > wellll, maybe IN water. I'll track stand Mister Jeff Houston at GEAR > Charlotte or GEAR Up if he wants, but go too much nearer the land of Fruits > and Nuts (California) -- I don't know. I think the man is just too chicken > to confront Joe Bike on his home turf. Come on, Joe Bike, Ive never seen a boar hog on a bicycle. Or is the SBL (Southern Bicycle - if it really is Beer I'm gonna join up - League) really into that kind of wild riding? I'll have to root thru my bike collection to find my fixed gear wheel so we can have at it - you had better have lots of free time ready, I've been praticing my no-hand trackstand on the Golden Gate Bridge in 80 MPH winds on the suspension wires (as an easy workout)!!! I'll send of an Email query to you about GEARS. I'm having trouble typing on this keyboard while trackstanding <whew>. Nigel-Incubator Jones (deceased) 3rd Place, Upper-Class Twit of the Year Contest a.k.a. Jeff Houston Dual Systems Corp., Berkeley, CA {ucbvax,ihnp4,cbosgd,amd70,zehntel,fortune,decwrl}!dual!jeff