[net.bicycle] Silly-looking helmets and shorts

libes@nbs-amrf.UUCP (Don Libes) (11/13/85)

> You guys/gals worry about white helmets getting dirty!  My helmet
> is an MSR yellow one (their XL one is the only thing that (just) fits my
> very large head).  It makes me look like a giant bumblybee. DUMB!

You really ought to put stripes and wings on it to complete the picture.
No sense looking half-dumb!  A friend of mine put big black dots on her
MSR so she looks like a ladybug.  I've dressed up my helmet also, but it
has to be "read".  (After all, I've nothing else to do but stare at the
back of the cyclist in front of me when I'm in a pace line.  Might as well
have something to read.)

Re:  girdles.  If you're concerned about white shorts looking like a girdle,
you've obviously forgotten about how silly bicycling shorts look like
anyway.  Do you remember how you felt when you bought your first pair?
Silly, no doubt.  Same goes for helmets (even the macho style).

Once I got over this feeling, I realized I could have a lot of fun
dressing up (whereas off-bike I am a staid dresser).  I wear bright red
shorts (beats me what these resemble), or candy-striped tights and the
aforementioned helmet.  Loud shirts, of course, are nothing new.

The candy-striped outfits are getting to be quite popular now (two friends
of mine who ride a tandem wear them, and they look super riding in
synchrony) and I see plenty of people with handpainted designs (esp.
flowers) on their shorts.

Don Libes             {seismo,umcp-cs}!nbs-amrf!libes