[net.music] American Racial Chinese Left-handed Music Awards

PAWKA@nosc-tecr.ARPA (Pawka) (02/25/85)

	Let's see . . .

	American Music awards
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	Racial Injustice
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	World Domination
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	Left-handed Oppression
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	How to read chinese
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	     ???????

		Where will this all end??

					Mike

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rlr@pyuxd.UUCP (Professor Wagstaff) (02/27/85)

> 	Let's see . . .
> 
> 	American Music awards
> 		|
> 	Racial Injustice
> 		|
> 	World Domination
> 		|
> 	Left-handed Oppression
> 		|
> 	How to read chinese
> 		|
> 	     ???????
> 
> 		Where will this all end??  [MIKE]

But it all ties together!!!  Jimi Hendrix was left-handed.  Both Hendrix
and Prince are/were black (though I think Prince's ancestry is more diverse
than one single racial group).  Neither of them has Chinese ancestry,
but Thomas Chong (of Cheech & Chong) does, and he was (or wasn't, depending
on the facts) a presenter at the American Music Awards.  And everyone
knows that America (whose Music Awards they were) has a history of
racial injustice and attempts at world domination, which have been the subject
of a great deal of music.  Plus, U2, who wrote a song about Martin Luther
King (who was also black) was compared to Duran Duran, who write songs about
getting their hair permed and being photographed around the world in rare
unusual garments.  Some of the people that the members of Duran Duran know
personally are in fact left-handed, including some of their fans.  Wasn't
that interesting?
-- 
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 Superstition ain't the way."		Rich Rosen  ihnp4!pyuxd!rlr