dave@fluke.UUCP (Dave Van Ess) (07/11/85)
+------------------+ | Analog Engineers | | do it discretely | +------------------+ One who's been there Dave Van Ess John Fluke Mfg Co Everett WA
foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss) (07/13/85)
> > +------------------+ > | Analog Engineers | > | do it discretely | > +------------------+ ...or more appropriately... +------------------+ | Analog Engineers | | NEVER | | do it discretely | +------------------+
karsh@geowhiz.UUCP (Bruce Karsh) (07/15/85)
In article <1198@ihuxe.UUCP> foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss) writes: >> +------------------+ >> | Analog Engineers | >> | do it discretely | >> +------------------+ >...or more appropriately... > +------------------+ > | Analog Engineers | > | NEVER | > | do it discretely | > +------------------+ How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers do it continuously." -- Bruce Karsh | U. Wisc. Dept. Geology and Geophysics | 1215 W Dayton, Madison, WI 53706 | This space for rent. (608) 262-1697 | {ihnp4,seismo}!uwvax!geowhiz!karsh |
ron@brl-tgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie <ron>) (07/16/85)
> How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers > do it continuously." > -- All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts. -Ron
sed408@ihlpg.UUCP (s. dugan) (07/17/85)
> In article <1198@ihuxe.UUCP> foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss) writes: > >> +------------------+ > >> | Analog Engineers | > >> | do it discretely | > >> +------------------+ > >...or more appropriately... > > +------------------+ > > | Analog Engineers | > > | NEVER | > > | do it discretely | > > +------------------+ In article <208@geowhiz.UUCP> Bruce Karsh writes: > How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers > do it continuously." How about: Documentation specialists do it with templates. -- Sarah E. Dugan "You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you find a prince." ########################################################################### # AT&T Bell Labs IH 1D-408 The Forest (home) # # Naperville-Wheaton Rd. 1353 Crab Apple Court Apt. 101 # # Naperville, Illinois 60566 Naperville, Illinois 60540 # # (312) 979 - 5545 (312) 355 - 0445 # ###########################################################################
beth@sphinx.UChicago.UUCP (Beth Christy) (07/17/85)
[This line was intentionally left blank] > How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers >do it continuously." >-- >Bruce Karsh | Or maybe "Computer Programmers Do It Digitally"? [This blank line, however, was an accident]
darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long) (07/19/85)
In article <208@geowhiz.UUCP> karsh@geowhiz.UUCP (Bruce Karsh) writes: >In article <1198@ihuxe.UUCP> foss@ihuxe.UUCP (foss) writes: >>> +------------------+ >>> | Analog Engineers | >>> | do it discretely | >>> +------------------+ >>...or more appropriately... >> +------------------+ >> | Analog Engineers | >> | NEVER | >> | do it discretely | >> +------------------+ > > How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers >do it continuously." +----------------+ | Mathematicians | | Do it | | Continuously | | AND | | Discretely | +----------------+ -- Darrell Long Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science University of California, San Diego USENET: sdcsvax!darrell ARPA: darrell@sdcsvax
gangal@petsd.UUCP (Dept 3271) (07/22/85)
In article <992@sdcsvax.UUCP> darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long) writes: >> How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers >>do it continuously." Ahhh, but |_________________________| | Computer Engineers have | | Faster rise times | |-------------------------| bob
al@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) (07/22/85)
In article <11603@brl-tgr.ARPA> ron@brl-tgr.ARPA (Ron Natalie <ron>) writes: >> How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers >> do it continuously." >> -- >All the world's an analog stage, and digital circuits play only bit parts. Digital Engineers give unused inputs the high hard 1. -- Al Schwartz Pacesetter Systems Inc., Sylmar, CA {trwrb|allegra|burdvax|cbosgd|hplabs|ihnp4|sdcsvax|aero|uscvax|ucla-cs| bmcg|sdccsu3|csun|orstcs|akgua|randvax}!sdcrdcf!psivax!al or {ttdica|quad1|scgvaxd|nrcvax|bellcore|logico}!psivax!al ARPA: ttidca!psivax!al@rand-unix.arpa
matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford) (07/22/85)
: Mathematicians do it with a small imaginary part _____________________________________________________ Matt University crawford@anl-mcs.arpa Crawford of Chicago ihnp4!oddjob!matt
dkatz@zaphod.UUCP (Dave Katz) (07/22/85)
Mathematicians are Sum Lovers!!
faustus@ucbcad.UUCP (Wayne A. Christopher) (07/23/85)
> +----------------+ > | Mathematicians | > | Do it | > | Continuously | > | AND | > | Discretely | > +----------------+ Ack, barf, not more "do it" jokes!!!! Before anybody submits this one, I'd better do it: +--------------+ | Fish Do It | | In The Water | +--------------+ Wayne
elesand@utcsri.UUCP (Howard Sandler) (07/24/85)
> > How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers > do it continuously." > -- > Bruce Karsh | But switched-capacitor circuit engineers do it discretely AND continuously! Howard Sandler University of Toronto Department of Electrical Engineering
randyl@tekecs.UUCP (Randall LeNeve) (07/25/85)
> In article <992@sdcsvax.UUCP> darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long) writes: > >> How about: "digital engineers do it discreetly and analog engineers > >>do it continuously." > > > Ahhh, but > |_________________________| > | Computer Engineers have | > | Faster rise times | > |-------------------------| > > bob Not to mention "longer up times" Randyl
rdp@teddy.UUCP (07/25/85)
Is there any way, or anyone out there, that can convince the nerds submitting
bumper stickers to net.analog to knock it off? I hate to say this, but the
only place where the jokes are worse is in net.jokes! I'm interested in trying
to come up with neat things like a cheap digitally controlled phase-lock
loop low frequency function generator, somebody else is worried about finding
cheap flash converters, but the VAST majority of articles are about damned
bumper stickers!
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Please!larry@kitty.UUCP (Larry Lippman) (07/29/85)
> Is there any way, or anyone out there, that can convince the nerds submitting > bumper stickers to net.analog to knock it off? I hate to say this, but the > only place where the jokes are worse is in net.jokes! I'm interested in trying > to come up with neat things like a cheap digitally controlled phase-lock > loop low frequency function generator, somebody else is worried about finding > cheap flash converters, but the VAST majority of articles are about damned > bumper stickers! Let the nerds have their fun; some of the bumper sticker jokes are so stupid they *are* funny... Re: your digitally controlled PLL low frequency function generator... I have used the Intersil ICL8038 Precision Waveform Generator tied to a Motorola MC4344 Phase Frequency Detector and controlled by a 12-bit DAC to achieve 60 ppm stability at 0.005 Hz. If you work at it, you can go lower in frequency and get better stability than the above. Larry Lippman Recognition Research Corp. Clarence, New York UUCP {decvax,dual,rocksanne,rocksvax,watmath}!sunybcs!kitty!larry {rice,shell}!baylor!kitty!larry syr!buf!kitty!larry VOICE 716/741-9185 TELEX {via WUI} 69-71461 answerback: ELGECOMCLR "Have you hugged your cat today?"
jeff@rtech.UUCP (Jeff Lichtman) (07/30/85)
> > Is there any way, or anyone out there, that can convince the nerds submitting > > bumper stickers to net.analog to knock it off? ... > > Let the nerds have their fun; some of the bumper sticker jokes are so stupid > they *are* funny... > > Re: your digitally controlled PLL low frequency function generator... > I have used the Intersil ICL8038 Precision Waveform Generator tied to a > Motorola MC4344 Phase Frequency Detector and controlled by a 12-bit DAC > to achieve 60 ppm stability at 0.005 Hz. If you work at it, you can go > lower in frequency and get better stability than the above. > > Larry Lippman HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! This is the funniest joke I have read in a long time! Please send more of them to net.jokes right away! (Fair's fair, right?) Q: How many X1 does it take to X2 an X3? A: ln(X1) * sqrt(X2) / X3 -- Jeff Lichtman at rtech (Relational Technology, Inc.) aka Swazoo Koolak {amdahl, sun}!rtech!jeff {ucbvax, decvax}!mtxinu!rtech!jeff
rick@wucs.UUCP (Richard G. Bubenik) (07/30/85)
In article <588@petsd.UUCP>, gangal@petsd.UUCP (Dept 3271) writes: > > Ahhh, but > |_________________________| > | Computer Engineers have | > | Faster rise times | > |-------------------------| > > bob How about: |--------------------------| | Computer Engineers enjoy | | longer uptimes | |--------------------------| rick