jmg@dolphy.UUCP (Jeffrey 'Dogmeat' Greenberg) (07/29/85)
*** I am not now nor have I ever been a member *** Sirs, I had a job once...hell! I even had two jobs once...you see I must tell you this even as now, that I receive direct commands from my mother, her eyes glistening in the moonlight, ahhhhhh yes.... that even now as I am a confessor for the Rabbi's...do you see them? Floating down from space to convene in our little room on matters concerning us but of which we know nothing (their beards tell us of much that must remain hidden), then to see them float out, straight through the walls and out into the farthest reaches of space; even beyond the reaches of our most powerful radio-telescopes... I hope you understand my postion on this matter! Yours, The Living Hemmorhoid Of Ronald Reagan (He's Not Alive - I Am His Life And Being), and NYC Artiste Chapter of the Intergalactic Psychic Police Of Uranus (There Is a Struggle - Once, I Felt Something )