martin@cornell.UUCP (Susan Martin) (07/29/85)
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Subject: The final word on those little colored stickers...
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Organization: Cornell University C.S., Ithaca NY
Keywords: Hoboken, Jock Straps
This message is to straighten you guys out once and for all about
those little colored stickers you find on mail.
They are not scratch-n-sniff cyanide (Chris). The United States Postal
Service has been feeling guilty for years about charging so much money for
postage and providing such poor service. The fact of the matter is that if
you carefully remove those stickers and save them up, they have a value nearly
equivalent to S&H Green Stamps. You can collect them and turn them in for
valuable prizes. No kidding! Do not throw them away! You can win fun prizes
like a week in Hoboken, New Jersey with your local postmaster; a month's free
supply of Kotex Maxi-Pads; or a lifetime supply of stretched out jock straps!
Now that you know the truth, never let yourself be heard complaining
about the United States Postal Service again. They are there for you!
And so are those valuable little stickers!