moriarty@fluke.UUCP (The Napoleon of Crime) (07/31/85)
Well, net.bizarre FINALLY got here; we can put a man on the moon, we can
screw up a shuttle engine in Earth's atmosphere, but can we get Moriarty and
Judge Wapner on net.bizarre with a little create-group message, HMMMMMMMM?
Well, anyway, thanks loads. By the way, I saw the 1950's film _Ivanhoe_
last night, and it had Elizabeth Taylor before she assumed Zeppelin
proportions. Anyway, they have this guy in it named Locksley who they can't
say is R**** H**d because of contractual agreements with Warner Brothers,
but he has to storm this castle with a bunch of guys (not really smashed
enough to be the "merry" men, but definately a pretty surly bunch -- all
extras from The Dalles is my guess), and they're firing arrows at the walls
and dodging rocks from the parapets and using up approximately $50,000 in
set design creations, and dying in great numbers, and I want to know this:
Why does Ro-, I mean Locksley sacrifice his boys when he could have just
used a bazooka or a wire-guided rocket or, heck, hired the A-Team to get in
there? Guess the dude is just not a military thinker...
What do you mean, what have I been eating? I've got a *prescription* for
these!
[The Judge wants me to tell you that SPC will be convened this weekend.
Here.]
"...Somehow... the idea of a mouse, with lipstick and
eyelashes and a dress with high-heeled shoes; a mouse ten
times bigger than the biggest RAT... this idea has always
made me sick!"
A man who has no business being
anyone's role model ---> Moriarty, aka Jeff Meyer
John Fluke Mfg. Co., Inc.
UUCP:
{cornell,decvax,ihnp4,sdcsvax,tektronix,utcsri}!uw-beaver \
{allegra,gatech!sb1,hplabs!lbl-csam,decwrl!sun,ssc-vax} -- !fluke!moriarty
ARPA:
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