greenber@timeinc.UUCP (Ross M. Greenberg) (07/31/85)
From _Omni_ , August '85:
For as long as Frederick Koch can remember, people have
been mispronouncing his last name. They'd say "Kotch"
or "Coe" and - with his patience growing ever thinner -
he would always correct them. "Coke," he would tell them,
"Coke is it"
Finally, last November, in what must have been a sudden brainstorm,
Koch decided to change his name and do away with the phonetic
headache that had been plaguing him all his life.
And change his name he did - to "Coke Is It".
Enter the Coca Cola Company, which objected to the use of the
trademark. There was a series of appeals, and counterappeals.
A stormy legal battle looked imminent. Lawyers exchanged
harsh words. Koch grew upset.
Then a victory of sorts - for the little guy. The Coca Cola
Company allowed Koch to keep his new name, but they barred him from
using it commercially.
Koch - or, rather, Coke Is It - accepted the terms,
but none too happily.
A self-proclaimed champion of "the poor, the weak, and the
downtrodden", Coke Is It felt that his experience with the
Coca Cola Company was just another example of the little
guy getting the short end of the stick.
"Corporations crush individuals," he says, "and I mean now to
make that the issue. I'm mad enough to fight this thing through
to the bitter end."
For Coke Is It, that may mean using his name commercially. After
all, as he sees it, it's the only name he's got.
Asked if the new name had created any difficulties other than
the legal one, Coke Is It paused before answering.
"Well," he finally said, "some people have been calling me Mr. It"
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