bukys@rochester.UUCP (Liudvikas Bukys) (07/31/85)
And, now, Liud's and Emil's nominee for "most bizarre article of 1984"...
Any nominations for 1983, 1982, 1981...?
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From seismo!harvard!wjh12!genrad!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-kirk!williams Wed Oct 31 16:23:46 1984
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From: williams@kirk.DEC (John Williams 223-3402)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Gorilla my dreams
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I was just thinking about what I look for in a woman. In
the spirit of net.singles, I would like to relate these to you.
I look for a woman who has an interesting complexion, you know,
the kind you could write textbooks about. I like the cheeks to be
real puffy with lots of dimples. I like shiny little red dots on
the forehead. The teeth have to be well sharpened. I like the
nose to be on the RIGHT hand side of the face. Her hair has to at
least cover part of the top of her head. I like the ears to be
close to the shoulders, and big. I like the hurricane lamp glass
figure. I like to guess which fold her belly button is hiding in.
I like her thighs to sling well below her knees. It is very
important to me that she have wide feet.
She has to have a crisp staccato voice, you know, the
kind that can speak in several different tones at once. Her
nostrils have to show a certain kind of intensity. Her hips have
to sway up and down while she walks. She has to have that playful
scowl on her face.
I like the way she cheerfully complains and lets out an
exuberant screem. I want to serve her flagrant demands. She is
all I have ever wanted. When she gets excited, all the blood
rushes to her tongue. When we consumate love, she likes to apply
pressure downward, bending me in the middle to about 90 degrees.
Her lips, when we kiss, cover at least 50% of my face. I can tell
she is turned on by her violent arm motions.
I know I'm only fantasizing, is my search hopeless? Will
I ever find the woman of my dreams?
Do any of you out there share this secret fantasy?
----{ john williams }----
< one smiling face slick with shmegma >
P.S. PLEEEEEEEEEEZ, send mail if you qualify!
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