cagordon@watnot.UUCP (Chris A. Gordon) (08/01/85)
My terminal is actually a time portal in disguise. What you are reading at this moment will not be written for several years yet. That's ok...'cause my chair can move backwards at the speed of light. If I hurry up, I may be able to stop this article before it gets written. Too late...it's gone. Help!! Is there a Dr. Who in the house?