[net.bizarre] fugee donuts

inc@fluke.UUCP (Ensign Benson, Time Cadet) (08/01/85)

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>> I can at least vouch for the often amazing longevity of donuts.  I once had
>> a standard sugar-glazed one a girl gave me in H.S. in my locker, as a small
>> experiment in food preservation, for the whole year.  Didn't get moldy at
>> all.  Sure got hard though.
 
> In college, we kept a bowl of jello with ``whipped cream'' around for an
> entire school year.  The jello hardened into a cloudy lump, but the topping
> remained completely unchanged, either in consistency or color, for the
> duration of the experiment.  Makes you wonder what it does when you eat it.

A guy I used to work with bought a sandwich from a cafeteria line -- it came
on a plate covered with Saran Wrap. When I first saw it, it was already 5
years old, and was a continually changing micro-panorama of color. Ther was
absolutely no way of telling that the thing had once been a sandwich. In all
that time, the molds had never settled into entropy, but must have been
waging intense war for supremacy. He called it his pet, and when I left
there it was 8 years old and still going strong.







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