[net.bizarre] Rap On!!

mancello@acf4.UUCP (Dominic Mancello) (08/02/85)

We are the mountains - the TWIN TOWERS,
We are the ones who got the powers.
The white one, the black one, that's who we be,
Standing tall at six foot three.
We goes by the name of J and D.
Don't mess with us, we'll make you pee.
J be Mr. Phinn, he ain't no ones fool,
D be Dom, the one who be cool.
When we walks the street, we strut our stuff,
No one fucks with us, cause we be tough.

They calls Jorge the chicken man.
Dom they calls the man with the plan.
Who we be, and what we do,
You may ask if you the fool.
Cause you see, we take no jive,
We don't work no nine to five.

Here's how it goes, here's what it be,
We layin' it out for all to see.
Listen up Fat Boys, Whodini,
And especially you, Run DMC.
You calls yourself the Master Rappers,
When we knows you'se the Master Crappers.
There's only one team that can pop and lock,
Scratch and jam and hip and hop.
That team be us, J and D,
Rappin' and Jammin' thru eternity!