worp@ih1ap.UUCP (Roger Espinosa) (07/30/85)
Hello, World... I have to think of something weird to do for two of my friends birthdays. I once had an idea to go to a downtown Chicago shopping mall and videotape people telling them "Happy Birthday," but the Job kind of forbids this sort of World activity. Therefore, I wish for you folks (?) here on net.bizarre to mail me birthday greetings to them. Their names are Bronwyn Sears (age 17) and Debbie Goblet (age 18). Bronwyn will be starting Illinois State University this fall, and Debbie will be a freshman at Northwestern. Odd facts about them that can help you be all the more bizarre: Debbie: Likes anything that's purple (anything) Likes stuffed animals Likes bunnybears (don't ask. Just ridicule) Gets drunk on grape juice (not the old stuff) Is going out with a guy named Dan Likes Bruce Springsteen (with a fanatic side) ...um... Bronwyn:Has a funny name. Likes R.E.O. (alot, though I'm not sure why.) Has the memory of a flea (though she disputes this) Has a tendency to feign hurt Is afraid of computers (for the most part) Thinks she's just marvelous (we dispute this) Have fun, I guess. Mail all responses to ihnp4!ih1ap!worp by Friday, if possible. Let's make it amusing. And no, Mister Rios, nothing too nasty, 'cause they know you. (What have I done???) ...the Job beckons... -- Roger Espinosa, YASS [Yet Another Summer Student] ihnp4!ih1ap!worp "Not fair, not fair! It isn't fair, my precious, to ask us what's it's got in its nasty little pocketses!" --the Gollum
abh6509@ritcv.UUCP (Ronald van Reagan) (08/02/85)
> > > > > Hello, World... Pretend you're in prison, roll them up in a rug and rape the shit out of them. Literally. Jesus, what are you asking me for??
fred@tove.UUCP (Fred Blonder) (08/03/85)
Pretend you're in prison, roll them up in a rug and rape the shit
out of them. Literally. Jesus, what are you asking me for??
I don't get it. What's the rug for? Some sort of contraceptive device?