bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (07/30/85)
I wasn't sure how well this favorite joke of mine would be received if posted to net.jokes. So, I posted it here for guaranteed results. (joke) ----------------------------------------------------------- A woman walked up to a man on the street (not realizing he was drunk) and said, "Excuse me Sir. Would you please call me a taxi ?" And the drunk said, "CCCertainlllly Lady. YYYYou're a taxi !!!!" ----------------------------------------------------------- (results) hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha ho C ohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho haha A ahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahacl N pclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohoho N ohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahaha E ohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclap D laphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohoho L ohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclapho A ohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistl U stompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohoha G ahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohoho T ohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestomp E lapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahaha R ahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahahahahahohohohohohahahahahahhohohohohohohohohohohohohoha hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho hahaclapclapclaphohohohohohohohostompstompwhistlewhistleho hohohohohohohowhistlestompclapclaphahahahahahahahohohohoho
philip@bu-cs.UUCP (Philip Borenstein) (08/03/85)
[] Good Lord! That looked like a naked woman!
bobhic@aluxe.UUCP (ADOLT) (08/05/85)
> > [] > > Good Lord! That looked like a naked woman! --------------------------------------------- you should have been listening - not looking! what did it sound like ? (how's that for a straight line ?)