brisco@topaz.ARPA (T.p.) (08/06/85)
>The lunatic is on the grass >The lunatic is on the grass >Remembering games and daisy chains and laughs >Got to keep the loonies on the path >The lunatic is in the hall >The lunatics are in my hall >The paper holds their folded faces to the floor >And every day the paper boy brings more... > >And if the damn breaks open many years too soon >And if there is no moon upon the hill >And if your head explodes with dark forbodings too >I'll see you on the dark side of the moon.... > >Oooooohh ooooohhh... > >The lunatic is in my head >The lunatic is in my head >You raise the blade >You make the change >You rearrange me till I'm sane >You lock the door >And throw away the key >There's someone in my head but it's not me... > No no no, The lunatic is in the machine room!! He masquerades as a 7 foot leather bound cucumber (with studs!!). Last night he knocked down one of the girls and tore her panty-hose off, put them on over his head, stuffed his ears with rock-salt and danced the watusi on top of the consoles to the tune of "Is you is or is you aint my baby". I complained to the authorities (remember those fascists who pull you over for having fun?) and he over-heard me, climbed down from the consoles, and bludgeoned my terminal keyboard with himself. (this is what it looks like when a 7 foot leather bound cucumber with studs bludgeons the keyboard with himself.. m yhjbm vng uy6857324vdsfbt mnbm vsxv xa zc z [ ] [ ...So I called Terminal repair and got immediate and satisfactory results from the secretary, but Im still waiting to get my terminal fixed.) I can still see the cucumber waiting out there -- THERE! behind the TU78!! I saw a leafy vegetable!! AUUUGH!! I've been trapped in here since last week by the Caesar Salad waiting by the entrance, and now the Cucumber is after me!! I cant even get to the coffee machine now! Especially since the dollar changer got vengence in it's heart. *************************************************************************** * IT'S THE REVENGE OF THE KILLER FRUIT SALAD * *************************************************************************** Available at grocery stores soon. tpb; (What's that on the telly? It's a penguin. No! That over there... OHMIGOSH! Its a seven foot leather bound cucumber with studs! What's it doing on the telly? ) ***************************************************************** * ARPA: brisco@rutgers * * UUCP: (ihnp4!ut-sally, siesmo, allegra!packard) !topaz!brisco * * The drive in: The burgundy buick near the fruit stand * ***************************************************************** -- ***************************************************************** * ARPA: Brisco@rutgers * * UUCP: (ihnp4!ut-sally, siesmo, allegra!packard) !topaz!brisco * * ***************************************************************