[net.bizarre] Kate's Bush exploding...

jts@bu-cs.UUCP (Joe Szep) (08/06/85)

	Is it REALLY true?  What was she doing with all that plutonium?
That's what she gets for trying to pollute the NYC water supply.  New
York has enough problems, what with Mayor Koch and all....


	What?		Oh.....never mind.



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boyce@daemen.UUCP (Doug Boyce) (08/07/85)

> 
> 	Is it REALLY true?  What was she doing with all that plutonium?
> That's what she gets for trying to pollute the NYC water supply.  New
> York has enough problems, what with Mayor Koch and all....
> 
> 
> 	What?		Oh.....never mind.
Oh my god.  Was New York really destroyed by an exploding bush.  What
will those russian's think of next? What is this world coming to? Where
are we going? What time is it? Er... Excuse me. Back to business.

Good evening. I'm Roger Mudd and this is the 6:00 news. The late
breaking news. New York City, the city we all know and love, has been
destoyed by Kate's exploding bush. Yes folks you heard right.  Its
been said that she was in town to hear the New York Philharmonic
rendition of Bach with a selection of garden vegetables as an encore.

More news during the good parts of every prime show tonight up until
11:00. Also no Johny Carson tonight we'll cut into his hour.
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