[net.bizarre] But hey,...

rios@ihlpg.UUCP (Rios) (07/31/85)

*** DEFACE HIS PINE WITH OUR MESSAGE ***

I just saw a T.V. commercial while watching "Mission: Impossible" telling
me that clouds make "White Cloud" toilet paper.  How many people does this
put out of work?  And what will happen when acid rain clouds decide to make
toilet paper?  Who would buy it?

Other people are trying to tell me that my *car* knows what gas is good for
it (I guess I have no say in the matter...).  I'm just curious to find out
what else my car knows (and who it has told...).

Can you wet roast peanuts?


-- 
Claimer: I'll gladly claim everything that nobody else will.

	Mike A. Rios, the summer student		:-)

fred@tove.UUCP (Fred Blonder) (08/08/85)

> I just saw a T.V. commercial while watching "Mission: Impossible" telling
> me that clouds make "White Cloud" toilet paper. . . .
> 
> 	Mike A. Rios, the summer student		:-)

That reminds me: A long time ago I was watching ``Mission Impossible''
when the TV station had ``technical difficulties''. The announcer came
on the air to say:
	``We will continue with `Mission Impossible' as soon as possible''.

Well, it seemed bizarre at the time.