denn@brl-tgr.ARPA (Dennis Cornell ) (08/08/85)
From the girls at AMSAA we have the original posting of why Computers are better than men. In no way does this mean that I believe this crap, but since they were afraid to post this I have volunteered. Get ready for this one ladies: COMPUTERS ARE BETTER THAN MEN BECAUSE: o Computers don't smell. o Computers don't tell you that if you really loved them you'd prove it. o Computers don't respond unless commanded to do so. o Computers are easy to turn off. o Computers don't expect you to cook and clean for them. o Computers never lie. o Computers never promise they'll call again soon. o Computers nver promise they'll respect you in the morning. o A computer doesn't expect you not use other computers while not wanting you to mind that it has other users. o A computer doesn't feel the need to assert his masculinity. o Computers can be programmed. o Compters don't expect you to wait forever. o Computers don't mention sex unless you command them to. o Computers don't think about sex 23.99 hours a day. o Computers accept corrections without getting defensive. o Computers don't criticize your cooking. o Computers don't think that sex is the most important part of a relationship. o Computers don't byte. o Computers aren't into bondage. o Computers don't roll over and go to sleep. o Computers have better hardware to handle the software. o Computers never ask you to do strange things to their hardware. o If hardware in a computer doesn't work correctly, it can be replaced. o Computers never soil the sheets. o Computers don't change their attitude when they find out your pregnant. o Computers don't tell you that it's your fault you got pregnant. o It doesn't take much to get a computer in the right modem. o Computers never deliver premature output. o Computers stop outputting when you tell them to. o I never met anyone who could finger like a UNIX. o Computers are up more than they're down. o Computers don't get upset when you have a headache. Well, there it is. Don't send me the flames, I just posted this. I had no part in the creation. More Smoke, I Want to Die... No Signature Here!!