[net.bizarre] illegible articles

ran@bentley.UUCP (RA Novo) (08/09/85)

Asdf dsfse hyu bngrimg pptyko hhonl. Qwljiv, fgkkr tlk ff v!

The above message makes absolutely no sense whatsoever unless you own
a Cap'n Spaceman super-duper decoder ring. Now, if by some strange chance,
you don't own one, the author of the article will be more than glad to 
send you a translation if you send me a check for $29.95 made out to cash.

I'll be waiting for all that money to start rolling in!

-- 

Robert A. Novo				"Captain! They put creatures
AT&T Bell Labs				 in our ears! They made us say
Piscataway, NJ                           things that weren't true!"
...bentley!ran