brown@hsi.UUCP (Mike Brown) (08/12/85)
> > I've heard tell that pigeons will explode if fed Alka-Seltzer tablets. Is this > true? I don't know, but how about a recipe for ducks on a string. 1. find a pond with ducks. 2. make a bread ball, tie a string on. 3. coat bread and string with something greasy(crisco, vaseline, what ever ) 4. let first duck eat bread with you holding string. repeat while string is long enough 5. duck excretes greasy bread. 6. next duck eats bread. Voila, ducks on a string.