[net.bizarre] food longevity

lizv@tektools.UUCP (Liz Vaughan) (08/02/85)

What about BAGELS? The ads may claim that diamonds are forever, but I had a
bagel hanging on my wall for my entire college career, and my puppy still ATE
it.  Food for thought.

Along similar lines, have any of you noticed the abundance of unnaturally
large food available these days?  There's a bakery in Portland OR that makes
doughnuts significantly bigger than your head, and a burger place with 8"
patties -- larger than a 45 rpm record.  Any more suggestions for an oversize
meal?

wrbull@aluxe.UUCP (bullman) (08/05/85)

> What about BAGELS? The ads may claim that diamonds are forever, but I had a
> bagel hanging on my wall for my entire college career, and my puppy still ATE
> it.  Food for thought.
> 
> Along similar lines, have any of you noticed the abundance of unnaturally
> large food available these days?  There's a bakery in Portland OR that makes
> doughnuts significantly bigger than your head, and a burger place with 8"
> patties -- larger than a 45 rpm record.  Any more suggestions for an oversize
> meal?

It's food for the aliens amongst us! There are more of them every day!

faunt@hplabs.UUCP (Doug Faunt) (08/06/85)

> > Along similar lines, have any of you noticed the abundance of unnaturally
> > large food available these days?  There's a bakery in Portland OR that makes
> 
> It's food for the aliens amongst us! There are more of them every day!

FAT MEN FROM SPACE are among us!!!!


(FAT MEN FROM SPACE is not a tm of anybody, but is a book by Daniel Manus
Pinkwater, who should be on the net (He's got a Macintosh)).
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crandell@ut-sally.UUCP (Jim Crandell) (08/13/85)

> > What about BAGELS? The ads may claim that diamonds are forever, but I had a
> > bagel hanging on my wall for my entire college career, and my puppy still ATE
> > it.  Food for thought.

Strange name for a puppy.
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    Jim Crandell, C. S. Dept., The University of Texas at Austin
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